Tribe.net. Local Connections rendall http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/319c2230-8361-46bf-992a-8ddcf249be35 2008-09-13T20:53:38Z 2005-05-29T21:05:51Z

<div>While I cannot be specific due to non-disclosure agreements, my general plan is to get the kids hooked on drugs, rebellious music, free love and dangerous philosophical ideas and comic books. <br/> <br/>The kids on the right are a bit harder to deal with, but Christian fundamentalism and jingoism are promising avenues. <br/> <br/>Our findings are that the particulars of the various outlooks are not as important as keeping the xenophobia and polarization stoked at high levels. <br/> <br/>As you see, we prefer the old, cold-war, Communist "enemy from within" model. <br/> <br/>We tried the even older 'Rapacious Huns' model, but swiftly found that it was pathetically obsolete. Don't even bother with that one. <br/> <br/>What is your approach? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 6 replies </div>

rendall 2005-05-29T21:05:51Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/cf72f91c-c75f-4360-bd27-1dc4936c2f98 2006-06-07T21:35:20Z 2003-10-25T01:36:52Z

<div>Cribbed from Margaret. <br/> <br/>http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv <br/> <br/> <br/>Level 6: The City of Dis <br/> <br/>Here is how you matched up against all the levels: <br/>Level | Score <br/>Purgatory | Very Low <br/>Level 1 - Limbo | Low <br/>Level 2 | Very High <br/>Level 3 | Moderate <br/>Level 4 | Moderate <br/>Level 5 | High <br/>Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High <br/>Level 7 | Very High <br/>Level 8- the Malebolge | High <br/>Level 9 - Cocytus | High</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 13 replies </div>

MC Thom 2003-10-25T01:36:52Z Lucifer http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/e301a432-5bd5-4267-8411-613ca95a57a8 2006-03-14T00:24:04Z 2006-03-14T00:24:04Z

<div>But they really need to be evil and genious. Please submit your resume and 3 letters of reference.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

Lucifer 2006-03-14T00:24:04Z kaptain_cody http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/e5e23964-1810-4b8f-a398-a30947d9cc1a 2005-11-14T22:20:07Z 2005-10-31T04:27:07Z

<div>When I run the world I'm going to change a few things. <br/> <br/>1st to disagree with me is a fundamentally flawed idea outlawed, and is not allowed. <br/>2 nd the public good generally over rides the private good, except where ther is a conflict with #1. <br/>3 rd religion gets no favor. Say what you want, like it or not but churches hold no special favor... they pay taxes just like you and me and obey the same laws. <br/>4 th the rights of an individual are greater than the rights of the state. Except if they conflict #1 then #1 rules and the matter is settled. <br/>5 th Wars not allowed. A waste of energy and resources <br/> <br/>to be continued</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 1 reply </div>

kaptain_cody 2005-10-31T04:27:07Z Mike http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/f18a1897-9f43-4ed0-83a6-8d5766835fec 2005-11-06T06:51:29Z 2005-11-06T06:51:29Z

<div>FOR SALE: Homemade evildoer's supersuit. Kevlar, full body armor protection (excluding mouth and eyes), plastic visor, stylish "aerodynamic" crest running front to back of helmet. In-sole boot jets up to 400kg/sec upward thrust. Shoulder-mounted 808nm IR lasers, palm-touchpad activation. Utility belt incl. titanium fiber rope, monofilament cable, laughing gas capsules, launcher w/ blinding "flash" projectiles, cyanide-tipped razor darts (most unused). Chest-mounted Radio Shack powerhorn. Much more. Hardly used. <br/> <br/>MUST SELL ASAP. NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

Mike 2005-11-06T06:51:29Z Dane http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/eb7ad427-5fed-4f82-a51c-2a5077adc171 2005-05-13T01:06:08Z 2005-05-13T01:06:08Z

<div>Hardware. Where our goal is to bring together people for the simple and elegant reason of building cool shit. Or just shit in general. <br/> <br/>http://22gunsonfire.tribe.net </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

Dane 2005-05-13T01:06:08Z hnybny http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/4681f632-14a0-4315-a38a-3a1ef0f95732 2005-05-08T22:09:12Z 2005-04-25T15:35:41Z

<div>Is it me or does it seem the quality of our minions and underlings is slipping? Long ago you could find yourself a group of evil, strong and worshipful lackeys to do your bidding and manage your evil lair. These days with the Evil Minion Union (EMU) you can't even get a good 100 hour work week out of them. What irks me most is the continuing problem of lack of shooting skills. No matter how much target practice I put them through they can't hit a target (or government agent for that matter) to save their lives. <br/> <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 8 replies </div>

hnybny 2005-04-25T15:35:41Z rendall http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/f9fc81b6-02cf-41f1-b287-ae21149a4526 2005-05-08T15:43:23Z 2005-04-29T16:16:34Z

<div>What techniques do you use not to reveal your entire dastardly plan whenever you have some meddling interloper at your mercy? How do you resist gloating before you kill him/her? <br/> <br/>Last time, some goody-two-shoes assassin worked her hands loose to press a hidden button that ... well, let's just say... things got ugly. I'm lucky to have escaped with my life! My secret headquarters was utterly destroyed. <br/> <br/>I know I'm not the only one with this problem. Any tips?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 10 replies </div>

rendall 2005-04-29T16:16:34Z terryg http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/37770930-10fd-481a-aa92-e4a05583d49c 2005-04-29T18:21:51Z 2005-04-27T20:59:56Z

<div>So has anyone heard back from the Evil Genius Union rep? Until I know what's up with the dental plan I don't know if I should go in for my fang cleaning or not. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 5 replies </div>

terryg 2005-04-27T20:59:56Z rendall http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/59a76fb6-80c4-4bad-ab57-7b9adc8df925 2005-04-19T02:26:32Z 2005-04-10T20:16:12Z

<div>What is your preference? Remote island or underground? I found that when I try to do both, the secret underground headquarters floods, ruining my expensive carpets. It seems that the two designs are mutually exclusive. Thoughts?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 6 replies </div>

rendall 2005-04-10T20:16:12Z rendall http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/bdea2fa5-020b-44e8-9352-fdef150464ce 2005-04-12T20:42:35Z 2005-04-10T06:08:09Z

<div>Anyone have type 7 radiation shields I can borrow or barter? Mine are abraded. <br/> <br/>Also, a fist-sized ruby? Borrow, or barter.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 5 replies </div>

rendall 2005-04-10T06:08:09Z rendall http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/7b50523a-2bbb-461e-b3bb-7dcd7b2bdf7e 2005-04-12T16:42:50Z 2005-04-12T16:42:50Z

<div>http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/originals/originals_archive/prill2/index.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

rendall 2005-04-12T16:42:50Z Randy http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/af31f436-e09c-44f2-9b2d-b99033b16a59 2005-03-20T08:12:13Z 2005-03-18T20:02:31Z

<div>I caNT stop SOmebodY HelP</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 5 replies </div>

Randy 2005-03-18T20:02:31Z K-BusterFriendly http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/b95bc60a-a774-404e-8d78-df4f4aa5b348 2005-03-20T07:43:57Z 2005-03-17T04:05:04Z

<div>Shit! The planning for Operation "Tantric Rainbow" was almost complete. I got the majority share holdings in all the pissant oil operations around Bakersfield, and my agents had successfully hidden suitcase nuclear bombs in Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, the Caspian Sea, AND Venezuela. <br/> <br/>I was just about to irradiate 80% of the words oil supply and corner the market, and that fucker G.W. gets his cronies in the U.S. Senate to open up ANWAR. That sneeky bastard! <br/> <br/>Now I'm scrambling around to find a few more thermonuclear weapons, but that "Friendly Scientist" in Pakistan is screening his calls these days, and there ain't shit on Craigslist for less than $20 million dollars. <br/> <br/>Now my financial advisor is insisting that I diversify. He suggested mutual funds, but none were evil enough to have returns to pick up some goodies from the North Koreans before ANWAR goes on line. <br/> <br/>As serendipity would have it, a bunch of stow-aways got in to that shipping container of drug-laced candy I had shipped over from Hong Kong. They ate all the candy on the way over and now I got a few dozen strung-out Chinese guys bouncing off the walls of the lair. I'm going to put their asses to work as day traders. <br/> <br/>I've always stayed away from publicly traded companies before, I mean the SEC are the LAST people I wanted on my ass. But if it was evil enough for Martha Stewart, it's evil enough for me. Anybody got any stock tips? Evil companies only, please. I don't want any of you calling me a sellout and the next Evil Genius Luncheon! <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 2 replies </div>

K-BusterFriendly 2005-03-17T04:05:04Z terryg http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/6552ffc7-ac7e-46a0-a7da-b6c6e2d58afc 2005-03-16T17:05:11Z 2005-03-16T17:05:11Z

<div>AND SO HE SAYS, EVIL'S OKAY IN MY BOOK, WHAT ABOUT YOURS? AND I GO YEAH BABY YEAH! YEAH!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

terryg 2005-03-16T17:05:11Z Amadan http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/b6eee28d-73e3-4e8b-84a3-e9c4c04c60b6 2004-12-11T01:29:03Z 2004-12-10T10:01:42Z

<div>If you are at all into webcomics, check this out... <br/>http://www.madaboutu.keenspace.com <br/>all about a young Frankenstien going of to University (for Evil Geniuses) <br/>Great stuff</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 3 replies </div>

Amadan 2004-12-10T10:01:42Z Raidenn(ffxi) http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/8184dcfe-c250-4234-aba3-91ed563c6909 2004-09-15T02:33:32Z 2004-09-15T02:33:32Z

<div>A new game. Perfect for this tribe</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

Raidenn(ffxi) 2004-09-15T02:33:32Z One http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/71a9cf84-0031-4486-b73e-370e5ec7ff2d 2004-08-01T19:10:00Z 2004-06-06T15:03:11Z

<div>Evil Genius. <br/> <br/>What is your interpurtation of Evil Genius? How do you relate to Evil Genius? What do you see your self in relation to Evil Genius? <br/> <br/>My interpertations is a genius that others are not aware of and in so that genius is offerd the upper hand in most situations. <br/> <br/>I relate to Evil Genius as a casual relationship of the mind. <br/> <br/>I see myslef as a Pown. But other times I see myself as the Player.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 19 replies </div>

One 2004-06-06T15:03:11Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/adb9a7da-75c6-44ae-a2fe-cd6cfd4b9769 2004-07-26T01:39:06Z 2004-02-17T07:33:35Z

<div>If I may, I'd like to pose a question to the body impolitic: if you were to assemble a shadowy cabal to strike fear into the hearts of do-gooders everywhere, who would you recruit? Your Wicked Roundtable has seven chairs, one of which is yours, so fill them wisely. <br/> <br/>My Evil Superteam: "Switch Switchblade's Baadasssss Briigaaaade" <br/> <br/>1. Alex - Since I already live with Alex, this is kind of a no-brainer. Alex has an encyclopaedic knowledge of villainy that almost rivals my own. Plus, I had a thermal detonator secretly planted inside him, so there's no possibility of betrayal. <br/> <br/>2. Dr. Wiley - Yes, the mad roboticist and arch-nemesis of Megaman and Dr. Light. Wiley's brilliance is undeniable, but his creativity and execution leave something to be desired. With the brainstorming power of the rest of the group behind him, Wiley would undoubtedly stop producing retarded concepts like "Bubbleman" or "Woodman," and crank out robots that are truly frightening; robots with names like "Bloodextractorman" or "Eatsbabiesman." <br/> <br/>3. The Red Skull - Super-strong, super-intelligent, and possessed with a marvelous taste in smoking jackets. Now that he's given up the whole "Nazi thing" (I mean, come one, that's soooo 1933) and just opted for destroying America on principle, he'll probably be more flexible regarding what should follow the downfall of the West (namely, my being crowned God Emperor). <br/> <br/>4. Karl Rove - We'll need someone to develop an effective P.R. strategy, and record the minutes at Baadasssss Briigaaaaade meetings. <br/> <br/>5. Pussy Galore - Would most likely handle "field operations" and fly the Baadasssss Briigaaaaade jet. I'm guessing her flying circus girls come with the package. Okay, I'll admit it: what I *truly* want is an excuse to page my personal assistant and scream, "Gina, get me Pussy!" and not get slapped with the inevitable sexual harrassment suit. <br/> <br/>6. A really good lawyer. I mean *really* good. Especially if I can't get Pussy onboard but I end up tormenting Gina anyway. If said lawyer can make things explode with his mind, all the better.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 11 replies </div>

MC Thom 2004-02-17T07:33:35Z http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/031ed587-2ff5-47ae-b3fb-e3034b1603d6 2004-07-26T01:30:17Z 2004-07-10T17:01:57Z

<div>Its too quiet. We need more postings. Either you are all a secretive bunch of bastards who have lost the desire to gloat about your world plans. <br/> <br/>Or... you've all been at each others throats trying to sabotage each others schemes and are just now rebuilding your evil empires. <br/> <br/>If its the latter, these recruitment tools might help. <br/>-------------------- <br/>Welcome to your exciting new career as an Evil Henchman! Please pay close attention to this Audio Filmstrip for vital information YOU need to know to succeed (and avoid painful, horrible, and hideously embarrassing death) in your new job! <br/> <br/>http://mephistomedia.com/downloads/training/Evil_Henchman_Training_1.mp3 <br/> <br/>http://mephistomedia.com/downloads/training/Evil_Henchman_Training_2.mp3 <br/> <br/>http://mephistomedia.com/downloads/training/Evil_Henchman_Training_3.mp3 <br/> <br/>http://mephistomedia.com/downloads/training/Evil_Henchman_Training_4.mp3 <br/> </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 6 replies </div>

2004-07-10T17:01:57Z http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/2d5d8111-3309-4974-9381-51b40e141f40 2004-07-25T19:46:45Z 2004-04-16T19:21:33Z

<div>Howdy! <br/> <br/>(Originally posted this in Aural Sex &amp; a few others, but not too many replies) <br/> <br/>Altho lots of abstracts are available online detailing using infrasound and other EM ranges to 'tune' to a specific body part/locale and make it vibrate according to its resonant frequency, none of them detail the frequencies used... <br/> <br/>Anybody else interested in this line of inquiry, and/or have more info? <br/> <br/>(PS - per another person on another tribe it may not be possible to target the same organ on every person; as such, perhaps what's needed is a broader attempt at, say, resonating one's lower torso or something...)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 14 replies </div>

2004-04-16T19:21:33Z lisabunny http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/a8df7a05-fa7c-48c0-b05a-630fd99ed722 2004-07-25T19:37:39Z 2004-01-13T06:30:39Z

<div>http://www.brotron.com/Movies/DRay.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 2 replies </div>

lisabunny 2004-01-13T06:30:39Z Nobody http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/faf0512d-60c0-4e00-b92a-b66e07822f3d 2004-04-21T02:44:25Z 2004-03-28T02:36:31Z

<div>This tribe has been deader than a five-month-old corpse left out in the sun to rot. What is wrong with everyone? Has everyone been afflicted by this whole yicky it's-spring-so-I'm-going-to-be-happy-and-fall-in-luuuuvvvvv thing that seems to be spreading like a bad STD? Come on, people. Put those evil genius thinking caps back on, and lets go create havoc and choas. <br/> <br/>And whatever happened to the results of the 1st Annual Valentines Day contest thingy? <br/> <br/>It's gettinag as bad aroung here as it is in the apathy tribe.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 17 replies </div>

Nobody 2004-03-28T02:36:31Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/d25a57f1-40bb-4a2b-a293-e91614595f11 2004-03-28T05:54:06Z 2004-02-09T18:25:17Z

<div>That's right, O Masterminds of the Malevolent, O Pimps of Pestilence, Alex and I have decided take this tribe to a whole new level of interactivity... <br/> <br/>...and here's the skinny: <br/> <br/>All you need to do is perform an evil act and provide us with documentary evidence (i.e. photographs) that you were actually <br/>the perp. <br/> <br/>There will be *fabulous* prizes awarded for first, second, and third place. We promise (really) that these will be actual prizes of the neat or nifty variety. As a bonus, all of them will be autographed by Alex and I. If we receive no entries, Alex and I will keep the prizes, and that's cool with us. <br/> <br/>Of course, we must insist that you don't do something *too* evil (i.e. a felony), like taking hostages or holding up a liquor store (the police will probably confiscate all your photos, and therefore you won't be eligible for the prize). Below are some examples of what you *could* try: <br/> <br/>1. Sneaking into a women's restroom and putting all of the toilet seats up (this will only be eligible if you're male, however). <br/> <br/>2. Sticking "Out of Order" notes on every ATM in an area. <br/> <br/>3. Making a group of small children cry (ex. pretending to bury the bloody corpse of Santa Claus). <br/> <br/>4. Taping over all of the coin/token slots on the turnstiles in a subway station. <br/> <br/>Remember: creativity is key! "Staged" entries will be accepted, but will only stand a chance of winning if they're particularly funny and/or elaborate. <br/> <br/>Deadline to be announced, but start cracking, because it may be soon! E-mail your entries to tpugh@hushmail.com with the subject "Evil Genius Contest." <br/> <br/>Good luck, and satanspeed! <br/> <br/> <br/>-Thom and Alex, Evil Genii <br/> <br/>P.S. Thom and Alex *in no way* advocate actual criminal acts that could get you into serious trouble that even the greatest of diabolical madmen (i.e. us) couldn't get you out of, even with an army of fire-breathing robots. The object is to have fun and make us laugh.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 6 replies </div>

MC Thom 2004-02-09T18:25:17Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/d1a26526-58ad-4007-b938-a06b608c46aa 2004-02-28T04:00:27Z 2003-12-03T06:22:47Z

<div>So how many of you Villainous Types are down with the Prince of Darkness? The Lord of the Flies? The Sultan of Sulfur? <br/> <br/>Personally, me likey.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 8 replies </div>

MC Thom 2003-12-03T06:22:47Z http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/1eff4fba-74ce-47ef-b901-e197f2bdc8c5 2004-02-24T07:22:50Z 2004-02-16T17:08:51Z

<div>I WOULD HAVE EVIL CHRISTIANS SPREADING MY MESSAGE THEN...... <br/>i dont know what im talking about,i gotta go get some more beer before is too late.....</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 35 replies </div>

2004-02-16T17:08:51Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/d1c9cd71-0306-4732-8334-142cfe02bf8e 2004-02-21T04:14:26Z 2004-02-21T00:19:40Z

<div>http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2004/pvp20040220.gif</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 1 reply </div>

MC Thom 2004-02-21T00:19:40Z samgrover http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/b4d9e1b5-f8a5-4031-b685-4d9c98dfff2c 2004-02-19T18:16:11Z 2004-02-19T06:18:21Z

<div>http://www.kemitix.uklinux.net/humor/overlord.php <br/> <br/>I found this on www.fark.com. It is quite informative :-)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 1 reply </div>

samgrover 2004-02-19T06:18:21Z Brant http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/c18f3334-560c-4fde-a1b7-cc851f4f4121 2003-12-28T16:14:23Z 2003-12-28T01:24:55Z

<div>...I would be: <br/> <br/>Elizabeth Bathory! <br/> <br/>Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth. <br/> <br/>Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities. <br/> <br/>(http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 2 replies </div>

Brant 2003-12-28T01:24:55Z http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/08f6b93d-e080-46e6-9c1f-d51db57bf52b 2003-12-12T06:51:53Z 2003-12-09T17:17:55Z

<div>Dr. Gaius Baltar played by James Callis on Sci-Fi channel's miniseries, Battlestar Galactica. <br/> <br/>Not knowing the original, at all, I can't make this judgement call for his character. Can someone tell me about his role in the original series? Was he ever more than a sexy but foolish sex fiend who was DAMN lucky he got off of that colony, alive?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 4 replies </div>

2003-12-09T17:17:55Z Brant http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/d62fb883-9462-4e27-a7df-2fe546ec92f2 2003-12-06T18:05:43Z 2003-12-01T21:56:25Z

<div>Which Historial Lunatic Are You? <br/> <br/>http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/ <br/> <br/>-- <br/> <br/>I am... <br/> <br/>...Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved! <br/> <br/>A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts. <br/> <br/>This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking. <br/> <br/>In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned. <br/> <br/>A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 8 replies </div>

Brant 2003-12-01T21:56:25Z jb http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/ec8cbbb1-47c3-4b8e-8346-2e3d1691b43c 2003-12-06T17:54:59Z 2003-12-04T01:06:30Z

<div>We need a theme song. <br/> <br/>And jump suits to let everyone know how powerful we are. <br/> <br/>But definitely a theme song, and then maybe some personalized coffee mugs. <br/> <br/>The song could go something like: "We're evil.. we're evil gen-YUH-seees! We don't care who you are or what you think because we want to KIIIIIIILLL.. youuuuu.. noooooww.. because we're evil.. we're evil gen-YUH-seeees!" <br/> <br/>Only more like The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. <br/> <br/>But more evil. <br/> <br/>Yes, evil, I say. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 10 replies </div>

jb 2003-12-04T01:06:30Z killerb http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/55dedc2f-8c75-45fb-b385-f19ab213f1db 2003-12-03T15:07:02Z 2003-12-02T18:59:51Z

<div>That's evil, right? <br/> <br/>I want to tie someone up - for what they think is kinky sex - and leave them alone for a few hours - come back and torture them various ways - <br/> <br/>That's not 'evil' is it?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 8 replies </div>

killerb 2003-12-02T18:59:51Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/1888e475-43b8-4a44-a3de-34bac09eebcf 2003-11-29T13:46:29Z 2003-11-25T15:43:42Z

<div>Pop quiz, evildoers: <br/> <br/>You have one thumb-sized vial of mind control serum, a plasma cannon, and a gang of four surly henchpeople. You also have just one hour in which to perform the day's requisite evil act. Which target do you choose, and how do you put your resources to use? <br/> <br/>A. The CDC bioweapons research lab. <br/>B. The fat cat bank. <br/>C. The school for wayward teenage girls. <br/>D. The Hall of Justice.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 8 replies </div>

MC Thom 2003-11-25T15:43:42Z http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/5b67a8da-a174-4968-9f08-87926bc55d28 2003-11-27T19:40:43Z 2003-11-26T01:48:58Z

<div>What's the going rate for henchmen salaries these days, and are there any temp agencies that hires out lackeys at a low cost? <br/> <br/>I'm asking because....for no reason. No reason at all.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 6 replies </div>

2003-11-26T01:48:58Z bstring http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/6d07a77d-1ad1-4676-8990-d1ab9c3c02ec 2003-11-21T08:08:52Z 2003-11-21T08:05:40Z

<div>http://www.villainsupply.com/cotm.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 1 reply </div>

bstring 2003-11-21T08:05:40Z bstring http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/c50979ea-c535-421e-bd09-9432a939f1d0 2003-11-21T07:29:55Z 2003-11-21T07:29:55Z

<div>http://www.evilscience.net/main.htm <br/>and <br/>http://www.villainsupply.com/ <br/> <br/>I hope these help! <br/>B-$tring <br/>dis.org</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 0 replies </div>

bstring 2003-11-21T07:29:55Z Popgun http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/db09338a-e48c-488f-b42f-e687917dfe10 2003-11-20T06:06:50Z 2003-11-14T23:50:51Z

<div>What's our official pronunciation of this?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 4 replies </div>

Popgun 2003-11-14T23:50:51Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/a6332b5b-e528-4637-ba27-8728214baea0 2003-10-24T15:15:53Z 2003-10-23T15:57:05Z

<div>Friends, <br/> <br/>Feel free to pour yourselves a snifter of imported brandy from my skull-shaped decanter. Mind the carpet, please. Now, let us retire my parlour and discuss... <br/> <br/>What IS evil? Where does it come from? Can it be quantified? Is evil (or at least man's selfish inhumanity to man) simply the natural state of humankind, as Hobbes would have us believe? Or does it require a conscious effort on the part of the evil-doer? <br/> <br/>Is evil simply a violation of some self-evident, natural law; or is a sort of reverse-utilitarianism: the most good for the fewest people at the expense of the rest? <br/> <br/>Evil is indeed a rich subject whose bedrock shall never be fully stripped of golden nuggets of philosphical insight. So let us give evil it's intellectual dues...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 3 replies </div>

MC Thom 2003-10-23T15:57:05Z MC Thom http://evilgenius.tribe.net/thread/18121bf2-d427-421f-9b57-9bc25522ef33 2003-10-23T14:35:19Z 2003-10-23T00:04:21Z

<div>Mwa-hahahahahahahahaha!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://evilgenius.tribe.net">Evil Genius</a> - 1 reply </div>

MC Thom 2003-10-23T00:04:21Z