FOR SALE: Homemade evildoer's supersuit. Kevlar, full body armor protection (excluding mouth and eyes), plastic visor, stylish "aerodynamic" crest running front to back of helmet. In-sole boot jets up to 400kg/sec upward thrust. Shoulder-mounted 808nm IR lasers, palm-touchpad activation. Utility belt incl. titanium fiber rope, monofilament cable, laughing gas capsules, launcher w/ blinding "flash" projectiles, cyanide-tipped razor darts (most unused). Chest-mounted Radio Shack powerhorn. Much more. Hardly used.

MUST SELL ASAP. NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED.