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While I cannot be specific due to non-disclosure agreements, my general plan is to get the kids hooked on drugs, rebellious music, free love and dangerous philosophical ideas and comic books.
The kids on the right are a bit harder to deal with, but Christian fundamentalism and jingoism are promising avenues.
Our findings are that the particulars of the various outlooks are not as important as keeping the xenophobia and polarization stoked at high levels.
As you see, we prefer the old, cold-war, Communist "enemy from within" model.
We tried the even older 'Rapacious Huns' model, but swiftly found that it was pathetically obsolete. Don't even bother with that one.
What is your approach?
The kids on the right are a bit harder to deal with, but Christian fundamentalism and jingoism are promising avenues.
Our findings are that the particulars of the various outlooks are not as important as keeping the xenophobia and polarization stoked at high levels.
As you see, we prefer the old, cold-war, Communist "enemy from within" model.
We tried the even older 'Rapacious Huns' model, but swiftly found that it was pathetically obsolete. Don't even bother with that one.
What is your approach?
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Tue, May 31, 2005 - 9:44 AMI like the idea of dissemination of false information.
Propaganda.
People are gullible.. they'll believe anything. Multi-level marketing schemes n stuff. Tell a friend who tells a friend who tells a friend that I'm the boss.
something like that.
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Tue, May 31, 2005 - 3:57 PMWell, a few decades ago our secret society decided that it's easier to handle stupid & ignorant sheep instead of an educated and well-informed populace. We began a stealth program to subvert and destroy the public school system.
Look around America and tell us what you think of the results: little public discussion of important issues, easily distracted masses, a sound-bite oriented news system, rampant apathy, ludicrous value system, and general ennui.
Pretty impressive, wot?
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Wed, June 1, 2005 - 9:10 AMGreat job on dumbing down!
We've implemented cell phone tech to add-on to the stupefactions. First we started with big ass phones that you could microwave a hotdog in. Then we shrank them down, added in piss poor games that are impossible to play and are less entertaining than an old Atari 2600 game, yet are still bought! We were so astounded with the effectiveness of getting the public to consume pure crap that we added on obnoxious ring tones to the mix.
The result: crap as an entertainment medium has become more acceptable than ever before! Now we can supplement our activities by shelling out weak software for games and cell phone operating systems that the public gobbles up like Skittles…
Bwahahahahaaa! Where’s the challenge evil doers?
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 1:32 PMYou really don't get it, do you? My minions are already in place to take major commercial, financial, educational, and governmental positions. Once we have established ourselves, we shall move into all those locations and positions we have not taken already. We may not be obvious or even apparent, but that is the way in which we insure we are not interrupted in our pursuit of World Domination. We are poised to take the world through mergers and hostile take overs.
Our empire will extend to every corner of the Earth. We intend to change the planet's name as well. Your feeble attempts at World Domination shall fail like so much wet paper!!!!!!!!
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 2:25 PMYou do realize this thread is over 3 years old, don't you? -
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Re: World Domination: Approaches
Sat, September 13, 2008 - 1:53 PMExcellent... The time machine worked!
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